Saint Cloud.

So Friday Ian took me with some of his friends to go see some more of their friends play a show in Saint Cloud. Why Saint Cloud, you ask? Good question.
I've decided that I'm going to base my views of people living in Saint Paul on the twenty or so people in that basement. For the rest of my life.
Basically, think of the grossest people you've seen. Not just, unshowered gross, but like, some genetic malfunction amount of gross. And ranging from all ages, so it wasn't just one unlucky generation or something.
So, don't go to Saint Cloud. Ever. It is a bad part of the great state of Minnesota.
And I've heard it is a city comparable in size to the Eau Claire, especially with the university and all. But I will have none of it. And if Eau Claire were to be an ugly city (which it is not, thank you very much) I would at least be able to explain it by the fact that it is in Wisconsin.
What's your excuse, Saint Cloud?
Yeah. That's what I thought.